So imagine you finished everything and were all tucked in for early class the next day. It's 12 PM and it was a silent night, and you're already halfway entering your dream, then all of a sudden you hear a guy's moaning sounds, something like "URGH URGH URGH" "OH OH OH" "OOOOOOOOOH" "UOOOOOOOOOOOORGHHHHHH", You're probably thinking to let him off the embarassment that the neighbor can hear him wanking, (YES ALL ALONE, THERE WAS NO OTHER PEOPLE) I mean how long can he last, right? One hour passed.... two hours.... then UP TO BLOODY FOUR HOURS..., You have to salute this guy, he wanked and moaned and wanked like there's no tomorrow. After he finished you were too horrified to sleep, afraid that his wanking sound would invade your dream, hoping that someone would neuter this guy...
That's what my every Tuesday night sounds like...
1 comments:
OMG, it's a tradition with this guy!
Don't feel alone, I've got some neighbors that don't wank-off when I'm trying to sleep, but they are noisy bastards nonetheless. The walls are so thin, some nights, I think their whole family is in my room. :P
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